Giggle, giggle...

I've always wanted to share this joke...I'll cut to the chase a little in the beginning, you can fill in your own preliminaries. The rest I'll give you word for word.

A billionaire is entranced by a small town in "somewhere". He decides to settle in and in a short time he's basically running things. He absolutely loves to laugh. One day he gets bored and he announces that he will award one million dollars to the person that can come in, tell him a joke and make him laugh. He states that there are two conditions. The joke has to be a limmerick and must have the word "Timbuktu" in it.

People are coming in furiously, day after day, hitting him with limmericks and jokes of all kinds. He's amused but nothing has really tickled him.

One day a Jamaican and his Caucasian friend come in to try their hand at the million dollar prize. The Caucasian opts to go first and starts with a flair...

"If this doesn't make you laugh your ass off, I don't know what will. Here we go:
Far away in a distant land
All across the burning sand
Men on camels ride two by two
All the way to Timbuktu"

He spreads his arms out and waits for Mr. Moneybags to applaud his wit. Mr. Moneybags is not impressed.

Now the Jamaican steps forward, it's his turn and he was going for broke...

"See here, Mr. Man, Mi 'ave de bes joke fi yuh. Hear dis, hear dis:
Mi an mi brudda Tim
a huntin' we did go
Meet up pon tree young gurl, sittin' in row
Dey were tree and we were two

I buck one and "Timbuktu"...

Enjoy :P