Test Tashe...

I'm giving myself...34 minutes, (Yes, I'm 34.)

I've been inspired by some of the other blogs that I read...

...and I've become a fan of lists....

So I'm going to write down as many things about myself as I can in 34 minutes...and see what I come up with.

I'm an Aries and damned proud of it. (Actually, if you're into astrology, I'm an Aries sun, Leo Moon and Sagittarius Ascendant. Isn't that something? I'm still trying to confirm if it means what I think it does...)

I'm writing a novel and it is danmed good.

I'm hoping to finish it by October.

I hate washing dishes...unless I can look out of a window to do it.

I'm trying to overcome chronic procrastination.

I'm very much in love with my husband, but he makes me pissed as hell sometimes...

I have an excellent sex life.

I believe in Self-Love.

I practice Self-Love. Often. More often than sex with my Boo.
Which is fine, really...it works for both of us...

I don't think it will always be that way.

I think masturbation is sexy...

I love to cook, hate to bake.

I collect pens...

I keep things forever...I have lots of good memories.
(That counts for two!)

I'm still best friends with my best friend since kindergarten.

I really love music.

I wanted to be a choreographer when I grew up...

I still dance my ass off whenever I can.

I am starting a new exercise regime. Yoga and lots of walking.

I hate to diet.

I really hope to stick to that exercise regime...

I'm learning to meditate.

I think I'm a healer...

I'm spiritually conscious.

I know myself inside and out.

I dream big.

I'm still hoping that I can buy myself an Acura Legend someday soon. (That will be the first car I REALLY buy for myself when I'm living comfortable. I fucking love that car!)

I have a wild imagination.

I'm the proud owner of several beautiful healing crystals and I'm going to learn how to use them.

I write about sex.

I fantasize about my hero, Dev, all the time. He's a VERY sexy man...

Sometimes I live vicariously in my heroine, "Geneva"'s, life. She gets to fuck Devon...Yum...

I am crude like that sometimes...but sometimes it's...perfect...you know?

I 've lost track of the time...Shit.

I'll give it 6 more.

My favorite number is 520.

I've had arthroscopic hip surgery and lived to tell the story.

My "center" was numb for weeks after...I was desperately worried that I had nerve damage.

I celebrated furiously when I regained feeling.

I love Casablanca lilies.

My favorite perfume is Elizabeth Arden's Green Tea...at the moment.

The way a man smells can get me horny.

I love the smell of freshly cut grass. (Gap used to make a scent and now it's extinct...breaks my heart.)

I have 2 minutes left...

I believe in love.

I believe in GOD and his presence, every day in my life.

Deep down, I think GOD is a female.

I have a fantastic family.

I have incredible friends.

My children are smart, gorgeous, headstrong, independant, remarkable...

My time is up.